Alabama election day has finally showed up, and Republican Senatorial candidate Roy Moore made his grand entrance towards the polls on horseback.
Moore &mdash who’s been banned from the mall, charged with by 9 women, and alleged to have initiated an intimate encounter having a 12-year-old girl as he was 32 &mdash most likely thought coming on the horse will be a nice distraction. But Twitter users and horse aficionados saw one glaring problem: the man’s form was tragically terrible.
Footage from the ride shows an oddly stiff Moore awkwardly installed on his horse, Sassy. (The horse doesn’t appear happy to be incorporated in Moore’s narrative.)
Horse Twitter saddled up and came for Moore, brutally criticizing his form and tossing some serious equestrian shade his way.
Clearly you will find much wider issues with Roy Moore but boy that man looks terrible on the horse.
&mdash Jessica Paquette (@jmpaquette) December 12, 2017
Like I’ve not regularly ridden a horse since childhood but, at least: reins collected in a single hands, lean forward, don’t stick your legs out like you are on the goddamn slide carousel
&mdash Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) December 12, 2017
He can’t even ride a gaited horse! That’s literally the same as the inability to ride a tricycle WITH training tires onto it!
&mdash Kristen Lea Vibbert (@KVibb13) December 12, 2017
In line with the photo which i saw, it’s absolutely apparent that Roy Moore is an extremely poor horseback rider. I am a bad rider, either, however i don’t take part in public stunts involving horses. Shame on him as well as on his spouse.
&mdash James F. Cox (@drjimcox) December 12, 2017
I don&rsquot trust a horseman who calls his mare Sassy. My Arabian mare is known as Naughty شقية . Not astounded by #RoyMoore‘s horsemanship. I really like horses, I understand horses, I own horses, I did previously show horses, and select Roy Moore isn’t any gallant horseman. https://t.co/xsCD5z5L1j
&mdash Hisham Melhem (@hisham_melhem) December 12, 2017
Someone even required time from their day to produce a Sassy Twitter account using the bio: “I didn’t request this. I’m just a horse. I’d no choice within the matter.”
Based on the account, Roy Moore’s horse doesn’t want him to win the election, either.
I Didn’t CHOOSE THIS Existence.
PLEASE, IF HE WINS He’ll RIDE ME INTO WASHINGTON And I’m Frightened Of CARS.
&mdash Roy Moore’s Horse (@RoyMooresHorse) December 12, 2017
Remember, everybody: Additionally towards the disgraceful harassment allegations, a election for Moore is also a election for terrible equestrian skills.
Find out more: http://mashable.com/2017/12/12/roy-moore-cant-ride-horse/