Gather ’round now, children, and pay attention to my latest Kardashian theory. We’ve “known” Khlo&eacute and Kylie have apparently been pregnant for some time now, but we can not formally let them know, because nothing is proven through the Kardashian family. A lot of us thought Khlo&eacute and Kylie would announce their pregnancies on December 23rd, when their baby bumps could be revealed around the world within the Kardashian Kristmas Kard (sidenote: it should be typed this way). The Kardashians been shedding odds and ends from it just like a GAP-backed advent calendar, therefore we all ready for the inevitable moment when, other family members ., Khlo&eacute and Kylie’s pregnancies could be confirmed via indisputable photo taking evidence. Well it appears as though that theory got tossed the window, because Khloé appeared in today’s Christmas card photo&nbsplooking decidedly not pregnant. Relax and take a moment how to collect her following the current shock and disbelief you’re feeling. Could it be acceptable that i can feel the stages of grief? Because that is what I am presently experiencing.

Within the photo, which Kim dropped on Instagram today, we have seen Reign, Mason, and North crawling around and usually doing what children do. We have seen Kim having fun with Saint. We have seen Kris and Kris’s mother sitting and getting a chat. We have seen Khlo&eacute holding Dream, Rob’s daughter (and so i guess what this means is neither Take advantage of nor Blac Chyna can look within the card?). We can not see Khlo&eacute’s face, but we are able to see her signature ombre blond lob. Guess what happens we can not see, though? Any proof of an infant bump. Don’t merely take my word for this. Discover for yourself.

I blew this picture on my computer and zoomed because I possibly could, but still I see no hint of the baby bump. Now, could Khlo&eacute be among individuals lucky bitches individuals who does not really show greatly? Sure. Certainly one of my cousins was like this when she was pregnant&mdashthat bitch was skinnier than me on the good day. But none of them of it seems sensible. Khlo&eacute continues to be spotted putting on baggy clothes, is just being filmed in the chest up, and frequently covers her stomach together with her purse when in public. Why would she do any one of this if she’s no discernible baby bump? Is it feasible she is not pregnant in the end, which continues to be one giant Kardashian media circus? Who Are Able To I TRUST Any longer??

I do not think this is an overreaction to state which i haven’t felt this massive of the unfaithfulness since my last boyfriend cheated on me. No&mdashthis is worse than that. I had been rooting for any Khlo&eacute pregnancy and lastly coming around to the thought of Kylie procreating, only to get it all ripped from under my eyes with one photo. I’m not sure anything any longer. When I contemplate my existence, I’ll be on the ground of my bed room, rocking within the fetal position, until more news develops.&nbsp

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